Brutally honest advice for your questionable decisions.
Tell me your relationship mess, life dilemma or terrible decision. Get a direct, personal outside perspective — without the sugarcoating.
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How this works
It’s basically therapy, except I’m not your therapist.
You tell me what happened. I read the mess, question the excuses
and give you an outside perspective you probably won’t get from
the people who already agree with you.
Most cases are answered within 24 hours. During busy periods, it may take a little longer.
YOU TELL ME THE MESS
Tell me what happened, what you did, what they did, and the version you’ve been repeating to yourself.
I JUDGE IT
I read the whole thing, ignore the excuses, and look at the situation from the outside.
YOU GET MY TAKE
You get a direct, personal response about what I think is actually going on — and what you might want to do next.
About me
My education is mostly a fucked-up life, terrible timing, bad decisions, expensive mistakes and a long history of learning shit the hard way because apparently the easy way wasn’t dramatic enough.
No impressive academic background. No wall full of diplomas. Just a slightly disturbing amount of real-life experience and enough poor judgment to accidentally become useful.
Ironically, I’m also a certified healthcare worker.
So there is technically some legitimacy here. If you’re generous.
CONTACT ME
Confused? Offended? Think this whole site is an insult to professionalism?
Maybe you have a question. Maybe you want to tell me I’m an idiot. Suggest I get a real job. Or just unload whatever strange shit brought you this far.
Normal messages are also technically allowed.
Send it here. I’ll read it. Unfortunately.